Vancouver
Walk – compass card loaded. Shoes shined. Eat – restaurant list compiled (thank you Reddit friends). Carry-on bag, prepped. I’ve used the same bag for at least twenty flights, no problem. We are all ready to go.
And then … What? Uber reservation for 9:30 pm, not am. Oh no, luckily a very chatty dude was in the area. Airport, sir. Arrival. Let’s use the Verified Traveller Lane. I love the quickness. What the machine is broken? Take bags off. Move to another machine. Ten minutes turns into half an hour. No worries. I’m early. Ready to board the plane. What? Check my bag. No way. I knew I shouldn’t have flown Scare Canada. Don’t get poopy, Sir, you can take it on the plane. We land, I’m out the door, downtown in forty minutes. Man, I love this town. All systems go.
The apartment – built in 1912, old but tons of character – is in Mount Pleasant, a five-minute walk to the train and the False Creek path. Perfect location. Our first reservation was for Miku Sushi, right on the water and close to Waterfront Station. However, a very welcome family gathering, so we go to Cardero’s instead – fresh Fanny Bay Oysters, Moule et frites and twenty-four-dollar glasses of Mission Hill Reserve Chardonnay. The food was expensive but very yummy and the harbour view is almost worth the price. However, me and the boy were still hungry walking out the door.
So snacks before bed, off to Como Taperia – anchovy stuffed olives, Patatas Bravas, sardines, bread, Truffle Manchego and Ibérico Salchichón and a small glass of . The atmosphere is great – bustling, shiny happy people. But the meat and cheese – over twenty bucks and it was barely a sample. The Bravas were too crispy for me. The sardines come in a tin, ok I suppose. The meal was just over 100 bucks. Ummm not too sure, but the location and the people are great.
The next day, a walk to Granville Island for an excellent bagel with lox and cream cheese – a whopping 35 bucks for two. We make reservations for Sushi Hil. Back on Main, we order the Nigiri Set and the Chirashi Set. The sushi is a life altering experience, the tuna on egg literally melted in my mouth and the fresh water unagi and aburi hotate were heavenly. I wish I could remember the rest, but I was in such ecstasy my mouth and brain were swirling in happiness – 130 bucks for two, plus a million-dollar tip.
The boy was a bit under the weather and in need of spicy noodles, so off to Peaceful Restaurant after a walk along the Arbutus Greenway – who knew it was here? And a quick stop at Duer, purchasing the greatest pants ever. We ordered the Dan Dan noodles, very peanutty, the spicy green beans (finally some green shit) and spicy Szechuan noodles. Excellent, our second time here. Never fails. I don’t know the cost. The boy paid and refuses to tell me.
Our final outing was to Chinatown, a Vancouver must, so off to Chinatown BBQ. We arrived just in time. Lineup. The place is a very small diner style restaurant. We ordered the Crispy Pork (amazing!), duck, Gai Lan with roasted garlic oil (thankfully more green shit) and pork fried rice. All very good – 100 bucks all in. I wasn’t impressed with the duck until the next day. We had tons of leftovers, so we ate them in the airport waiting for our flights. Cold duck, who would’ve known.
Another very successful trip the to coast. Walk over 94k steps in three days. Eat – belly full and happy. I find it amazing to leave my house at 9:30 am and by 1pm, I have a bowl of west coast noodles in front of me – energy needed for the uphill climb with a rolly in tow.



I’m getting on an airplane. As I get to the airport, my mind starts to sizzle like extra fatty bacon in a scorching cast iron pan. I wonder if anyone can see the smoke spewing from my ears. Did I forget anything? Do I have my passport? What is the exchange rate? Money at the airport or wait until I land? Where are my noise-cancelling pods? Is my bag too big? What are the legal dimensions? Too much information. Chill, bro. I sit down, one, two, three, three, two, one. Why is everyone looking at me?
I’m on a battlefield. Bombs are going off. I’m in a trench filled with mud and stink. My socks are wet. Another bomb explodes overhead. I duck and cover my head. I’m sweating like a red lentil in boiling water. Then out of nowhere – I need to poop, but not in this intestinal muck. The battle is over. I have scars. A new day.
I had a dream we were sipping whisky neat. I threw the glass in the campfire. Darkness surrounded me. I heard a noise in the bush. Out came a giant Scottish dude named Balvenie. He shouted in an accent I couldn’t decipher. I got up and ran, fear over my shoulder. I woke up in the middle of the night sweating. Panting. The next morning, I looked at my watch. Dr. Garmin yelled at me with a 34-sleep score. Holy shit. Not good. I need to get better.
I’m laying in a flower infested summer field, eyes toward a beautiful blue sky. Warm sunbeams fill my soul. Tranquility I haven’t felt in years. My phone bleeps. I try to ignore it, but it won’t go away. I answer. Hello, this is the wine industry calling. We haven’t seen you in months. Are you ok? Don’t abandon us. We were good to you once. Remember the fun? Ok the mornings sucked, but still. We need you. I apologized, hung up and went back to the warm sunshine. Giving up alcohol is the greatest gift I ever gave myself.
I just turned 65. I am now officially a senior citizen – bring on the discounts, extended health care benefits (in my Province) and my Old Age Security cheque (coming in the new year). I’ve taken pretty good care of myself over the past few decades (I want to enjoy my retirement). I am physically fit (or so my watch tells me), I have a plan – first exercise.
I listened to a great podcast (Dan Harris – Ten Percent Happier) yesterday on Alzheimer’s – my biggest scare. I can’t imagine having your life slip away into an empty sunny field where nothing is familiar. Everyone you know is gone. Now I don’t want to say a dark hole because you’re not dead. You are alive physically, just in an unknown world, on a new planet so to speak. You can see the flowers, the waving grass and the sunshine, but you don’t know the names of the people who pass you by. You feel the warm sun on your face, and it feels good, but where and with whom you have shared this experience is beyond your present grasp.