
Playa del Carmen beach
Travel. Playa del Carmen is NOT what we expected – a total tourist trap. We thought, a small beach community with dirt roads. Sure, maybe a hundred years ago. People yelling buy this, buy that. High end stores – H & M, Sephora. 5A Avenue North (main drag) is like a giant shopping mall. So many drunk people. Masses swerving down the streets, drinks in-hand. Disrespecting culture. What a shit show. I’m so glad we did Mexico City first. We are not comfortable with this type of travel – all-inclusive resorts and drunken tourists. Spanish not required. I don’t know what to say, except done that.
We had a very long travel day. I didn’t think it’d take a whole day to get from Mexico City to Playa del Carmen, but there you have it. I was concerned about travel from the Cancun airport to Playa. Originally, I figured a hundred yankee dollars each way, but our friend said take the ADO bus. Holy Hanna, 270 pesos (20 bucks CDN) per person.
After we fought through the massive crowds down 5A Avenida Norte (Quinta Avenida), we finally found our hotel and dropped our bags. Let’s eat. We found a nice Mexican place on the strip (Porfirios) and had flutes, guacamole, roasted veggies (amazing), enchiladas and ribeye tacos with beers and margaritas. Not bad. Open air but overpriced (162 CDN) and very noisy. But man, I was so hungry, I would’ve eaten alligator tacos.
Back at the hotel, a very nice evening hanging out on the balcony sipping Mexican beer (I do love the beer) and wine (Mexican Chardonnay – who knew and not bad) with a warm breeze flowing down the street. Not a minus 14 snowstorm. I went across the street to buy beer at the 7-11, just because I could. Not great beer, but convenience store brews not permitted in my homeland.
The next day, we found the beach and walked through the waves. Beach not our scene, but the sand and salt felt nice. We went out for lunch at Lido’s – hummus, pita, rib eye tacos, salad, grilled shrimp with beers and palomas (115 CDN). I can eat tacos every day (in fact I did). Lunch on average, is about a hundred bucks for guacamole, tacos, enchiladas and beers and palomas. Kinda pricey.
We found some cool places (thanks to some friends) and Playa del Carmen is not the massive shit show I originally thought. Just get off the shit show (Quinta Avenida). Found some ruins. Found a great place to eat- El Pechugon Rosticerias – roasted chicken and potatoes (about 15 CDN). Safeway chicken this is not. Found a great food place – Chedraui (a tad expensive), but excellent groceries.
I also found a very good running route down the bike path (10th Ave) to the ruins and take the beach back. Plus, you could swim and kayak here as well. Our friend bought a bike, and he zips around town easily – many bike paths / lanes here, so very practical. So many activities to engage in. Would I come stay here for a month? Yes indeed. But no longer.
Overall Mexico was brilliant. However I do have concerns. The only people who live in Playa del Carmen are tourists or those who want to make money off tourists. Fine. CDMX is a different story. Many Mexicans would love to live in La Condesa, but they cannot afford it. I was never confronted by this atrocity, but it’s in the back of my mind. Still, I love the people, the food and the place and I’m so glad the United States is shut down. Hasta la vista yankee vacation.


I’m getting on an airplane. As I get to the airport, my mind starts to sizzle like extra fatty bacon in a scorching cast iron pan. I wonder if anyone can see the smoke spewing from my ears. Did I forget anything? Do I have my passport? What is the exchange rate? Money at the airport or wait until I land? Where are my noise-cancelling pods? Is my bag too big? What are the legal dimensions? Too much information. Chill, bro. I sit down, one, two, three, three, two, one. Why is everyone looking at me?
I’m on a battlefield. Bombs are going off. I’m in a trench filled with mud and stink. My socks are wet. Another bomb explodes overhead. I duck and cover my head. I’m sweating like a red lentil in boiling water. Then out of nowhere – I need to poop, but not in this intestinal muck. The battle is over. I have scars. A new day.
I had a dream we were sipping whisky neat. I threw the glass in the campfire. Darkness surrounded me. I heard a noise in the bush. Out came a giant Scottish dude named Balvenie. He shouted in an accent I couldn’t decipher. I got up and ran, fear over my shoulder. I woke up in the middle of the night sweating. Panting. The next morning, I looked at my watch. Dr. Garmin yelled at me with a 34-sleep score. Holy shit. Not good. I need to get better.
I’m laying in a flower infested summer field, eyes toward a beautiful blue sky. Warm sunbeams fill my soul. Tranquility I haven’t felt in years. My phone bleeps. I try to ignore it, but it won’t go away. I answer. Hello, this is the wine industry calling. We haven’t seen you in months. Are you ok? Don’t abandon us. We were good to you once. Remember the fun? Ok the mornings sucked, but still. We need you. I apologized, hung up and went back to the warm sunshine. Giving up alcohol is the greatest gift I ever gave myself.
I just turned 65. I am now officially a senior citizen – bring on the discounts, extended health care benefits (in my Province) and my Old Age Security cheque (coming in the new year). I’ve taken pretty good care of myself over the past few decades (I want to enjoy my retirement). I am physically fit (or so my watch tells me), I have a plan – first exercise.
I listened to a great podcast (Dan Harris – Ten Percent Happier) yesterday on Alzheimer’s – my biggest scare. I can’t imagine having your life slip away into an empty sunny field where nothing is familiar. Everyone you know is gone. Now I don’t want to say a dark hole because you’re not dead. You are alive physically, just in an unknown world, on a new planet so to speak. You can see the flowers, the waving grass and the sunshine, but you don’t know the names of the people who pass you by. You feel the warm sun on your face, and it feels good, but where and with whom you have shared this experience is beyond your present grasp.
ep, crop gathering in the backyard. Many herbs, peppers and fruit. Now, it’s time to preserve my gems for the long cold winter. If leaves are falling, can snow be far behind?